Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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