I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
