just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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