Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it because I queefed?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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