discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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