I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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