Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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