I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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