I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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