Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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