Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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