it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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