Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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