Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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