He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize