found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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