I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
