i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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