Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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