The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
