Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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