I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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