well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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