with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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