I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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