Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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