Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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