i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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