I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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