she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
