There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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