Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
