I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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