none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
