By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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