Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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