would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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