i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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