I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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