But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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