please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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