i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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