i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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