Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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