Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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