White coat. Heels.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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