S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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