I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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