doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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