Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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