piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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