so that wasnt chicken after all
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
of course. lets lasso hookers.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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