Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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