I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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