i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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