never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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