11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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