this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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